[The show comes back from the commercial break to Cole Porter in the EPW Studio.]
Cole Porter: We are back and ready to reveal to you, the third best moment of Aggression: 2003. This next moment is from last week's main event. The match was Hudman and Chapel vs. John Adams and Big Bad John, but what happened at the end of the match is what we are going to show you right now. This moment comes up as number three on our list with 21% of the vote. Here it is.
[The camera fades to black. The footage then plays.]
[Chapel gets to his feet on the east side of the ring just as Big Bad John runs over to him. BBJ tries for a clothesline, but Chapel moves and sends Big Bad John over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Referee, John Crawford starts the ten-count.]
Erik Channel: There goes Big Bad John.
(1...)
(2...)
[Chapel slides out of the ring and is about to hit BBJ but Big Bad John reverses by hitting Chapel in the gut with an elbow strike. Big Bad John then grabs Chapel by the head and slams him head first into ring post.]
Cole Porter: Big Bad John sends Chapel into the ring post.
(3...)
(4...)
[Big Bad John rolls back into the ring and walks over to his corner.]
(5...)
[Chapel slowly gets to his feet and begins to climb back into the ring.]
Erik Channel: Come on, Chapel. Get back in the ring.
(6...)
[Big Bad John makes the tag, bringing in John Adams.]
Cole Porter: Big Bad John makes the tag and brings John Adams back into the ring.
(7...)
[Big Bad John then walks over to the east side of the ring and knocks Chapel off of the ring apron. Big Bad John then slides out of the ring as John Adams climbs to the outside near the northwest corner of the ring. Referee, John Crawford restarts the ten-count.]
Cole Porter: John Crawford restarts the ten-count.
(1...)
[Big Bad John continues to assault Chapel on the outside of the ring as John Adams begins to make his way around to where Hudman is standing.]
Cole Porter: Everybody is on the outside of the ring right now.
(2...)
(3...)
[Hudman walks over and attacks John Adams, who just gets around the southeast corner of the ring.]
(4...)
[Hudman kicks John Adams in the gut just as Big Bad John does the same to Chapel.]
Cole Porter: What is going on here?
(5...)
[Hudman then lifts John Adams up onto his shoulders just as Big Bad John does the same to Chapel.]
Cole Porter: Wait a second. Could we see the Hariken and Final Twist at the same time?
(6...)
[Cole Porter and Erik Channel step away from the announce table.]
[Hudman hits John Adams with the Final Twist, sending him through the announce table.]
Erik Channel: There's the Final Twist!
(7...)
Cole Porter: Hudman just destroyed out damn announce table!
[Big Bad John hits Chapel with the Hariken, sending him through the spanish announce table.]
Cole Porter: Big Bad John just sent Chapel through the spanish announce table!
(8...)
[Big Bad John and Hudman then turn towards each other and begin to exchange blows.]
(9...)
[Big Bad John and Hudman continue to assault each other on the outside of the ring as Chapel and John Adams lie motionless on the ground.]
(10!!!)
[Referee, John Crawford calls for the bell.]
Erik Channel: What has just happened?
Cole Porter: I think that both teams have been counted out!
[The bell sounds.]
Michael Sharpe: This match has been determined a draw as the result of a double count-out!
Erik Channel: So who wins?
Cole Porter: Nobody does!
[The camera zooms in as Big Bad John and Hudman are separated by security.]
Cole Porter: This is complete mayhem!
[The camera fades to black The camera then fades to black and the footage ends.]